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  • Orinoco: Hello!
  • Narrator: From the creators of Children Story
  • Paddington: To infinity...
  • Orinoco: And beyond!
  • Narrator: Comes an all-new motion picture event. Disney and Sega Productions presents, A Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures film.
  • Chip: No! Dale, no! Don't look at the light!
  • Dale: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
  • Oil Can Harry: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The childrens pick the food, the cats eat the food. It's a character-eat-character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
  • Danny: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
  • Oil Can Harry: Let's ride!
  • Danny: (Laughing) Ooh!
  • Gadget Hackwrench: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
  • Mighty Mouse: I've got an idea! We could find bigger characters to come here and fight!
  • Gadget Hackwrench: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
  • Narrator: What they needed was some help?
  • (All Screaming)
  • Mighty Mouse: You're perfect!
  • Narrator: What they got...
  • Coconuts: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
  • Narrator: Was a bunch of crowns?
  • (Both): Hey!
  • Jeremy: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
  • Ethelred: They'll only laugh at me.
  • Jeremy: That's because you're a clown!
  • Ethelred: You parasite.
  • Mighty Mouse: Circus childrens?
  • Alvin and Simon: Hey!
  • Mighty Mouse: I thought you were warriors.
  • Ruffles: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real children?
  • Roger Rabbit: So, being a smart boy automatically makes me a boy!
  • Bert: Christ!
  • Junior: He's a guy!
  • Ethelred: Come on, Roger Rabbit, You're making the flys and spiders cry.
  • Pearl Pureheart: Mighty Mouse!
  • Mighty Mouse: (Chuckles Nervously)
  • Narrator: Disney and Sega Productions presents,
  • Roger Rabbit: (Screaming)
  • Mighty Mouse: I'm desperate!
  • Ethelred: I couldn't tell.
  • Narrator: A Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures film,
  • Pearl Pureheart: This was not supposed to happen.
  • Oil Can Harry: Squish 'em.
  • Mighty Mouse: (Mighty Mouse Screaming)
  • Kismet: (Screeching)
  • Goofy: (Screams)
  • Paddington: Run for your lives!
  • Narrator: An epic,
  • Goofy: I think I'm going to wet myself.
  • Narrator: of miniature proportions.
  • Mighty Mouse: Rain! We are serve cats! from the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!
  • (All Cheering)
  • Ruffles: Hello there, girly children.
  • Roger Rabbit: Shoo, crow. Don't bother me.
  • Narrator: A Children's Life, coming to theatres, this thanksgiving.
  • Roger Rabbit: Hey! Turn your butt off!

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