Bettystasia Trailer/Transcript

• Narrator: An enchanted world,
• Neptuna: The Czar of Imperial Russia.
• Narrator: a sorcerer's curse,
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: I will not rest until I see the end of the Rominav line forever.
• Narrator: a young princess...
• Neptuna: Betty Barrett!
• Sophie: Grandmama!
• Neptuna: Betty Barrett!
• Narrator: ...vanished without a trace. One of the greatest mysteries of all time is now the most magic motion picture event of out time. This thanksgiving, Disney and Sega Productions proudly presents, Bettystasia.
• (Russian Singing)
• Phillips Luzinsky: "For though the Czar did not survive one daughter may be still alive."
• Chorus: "The Princess Betty Barrett!"
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Betty Barrett alive?
• Bert Raccoon: Ain't that the kick in the head? I guess a curse just what it used to be, huh, sir?
• Narrator: It's the story of an orphan named Betty,
• Dolores Umbridge: You want to find your family, huh?
• Narrator: and a dreamer named Noah Parker.
• Noah Parker: Do you see what I see?
• Sentator Masterson: Yes.
• Betty Barrett: You think that I am Betty Barrett?
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: That's why I'm stuck here in limbo.
• Bert Raccoon: Whoa! Don't get so grabby!
• Narrator: They're teaming up to find a clue to her past before the evil Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen destroys their future.
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: I want to look my best.
• Bert Raccoon: Whoa. That fell right out.
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: The last of the Rominavs will die!
• Chorus: "In the dark of the night evil will find her..."
• Noah Parker: We're gonna have to jump!
• Betty Barrett: After you!
• Bert Raccoon: Mayday!
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: "...when the curse is complete..."
• Bert Raccoon: I get the message!
• Chrous: "...In the dark of the night..."
• Narrator: From the streets of Russia,
• Noah Parker: Betty!
• Narrator: to the lights of Paris.
• Neptuna: I will se no more girls claiming to be Betty Barrett.
• Noah Parker: You have to talk to her.
• Narrator: Finding the truth...
• Noah Parker: You really are Betty Barrett.
• Narrator: will be their greatest challenge.
• The Red Guy: You will address the Princess as Your Highness.
• Narrator: And following her heart...
• Betty Barrett: We've been through a lot together.
• Noah Parker: Princess don't marry kitchen boys.
• Narrator: will be her toughest choice.
• Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: What goes around comes around
• Betty Barrett: I'm not afraid of you!
• (Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen Laughs Sinisterly)
• Betty Barrett: Noah Parker!
• Noah Parker: Hold on!
• Bert Raccoon: This can only end in tears.
• Betty Barrett (singing): "And bring me home... at... last!"
• Narrator: Bettystasia.
• Bert Raccoon: I'd give her a ha, then a hi-yah, and I'd kick her, sir.