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- Banjo the Woodpile Cat: Welcome to the world's fastest sport! Where only the best of the best compete.
- Orinoco (The Wombles): Yeah! Woohoo!
- Nick Wilde (Zootopia): Oh, for flying out loud!
- Kion (The Lion Guard): For the first time we have a crop duster in the race.
- Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Well, he's gonna die.
- Paddington Bear: Orinoco, you're going up against the best racers in the world.
- Orinoco (The Wombles): I'm afraid of heights!
- Danny (Cats Don't Dance): That deer need some help. You all know that, right?
- Orinoco (The Wombles) and Berk (The Trap Door): Yeah!
- Paddington Bear: It ain't how fast you're flying. It's how you fly fast. You can fly a whole lot higher than you think.
- Berk (The Trap Door): Ballistic!
- Paddington Bear: He's ready.
- Dr. Octavius Brine (Penguins of Madagascar): Hey, look who made it. It's Rusty!
- Orinoco (The Wombles): Orinoco, Orinoco the Womble.
- Dr. Octavius Brine (Penguins of Madagascar): Fawn boy.
- Orinoco (The Wombles): You're Gordon?
- Gordon the Big Blue Engine: Tally hell!
- Nellie the Elephant: Most people call me Nellie.
- Wally Warlus (Woody Woodpecker): I'm El Chupacabra. We will have many adventures. We will laugh, we will cry, we will dance! Probably not with each other. Don't let anything distract you. She is like a sunrise after a lifetime of darkness.
- Orinoco (The Wombles): Or like fresh fertilizer on a field of dying grass.
- Wally Warlus (Woody Woodpecker): This is not your thing, my friend.
- Alex the Lion (Madagascar): Danke for representing all us little childrens.
- Orinoco (The Womles): But, you're a tigers.
- Wally Warlus (Woody Woodpecker): Serious identity issues.
- Dr. Octavius Brine (Penguins of Madagascar): You think you can beat me?
- Wally Warlus (Woody Woodpecker): I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.
- Announcer: Kennedy approach, over.
- E.B. (Hop): Go back to Jersey, you bum.
- Orinoco (The Wombles). I'm caught in a storm! I'm going down!
- Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): It's a really compelling underdog story. Like Old Yeller.
- Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): That's not an underdog story!
- Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Well, there's a dog in it!
- Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse): Yes!
- Quick Draw McGraw: What?
- Danny (Cats Don't Dance): Oh, man. That's nasty.
- Gordon the Big Blue Engine (Thomas and Friends): Mayday, mayday!
- Orinoco (The Wombles): Big castle, roll right!
- Gordon the Big Blue Engine: I owe you my life.
- Orinoco (The Wombles): Are you crying?
- Gordon the Big Blue Engine (Thomas and Friends): I don't cry, I'm British!