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Cast:

  • Musician Frog - King Julien (Madagascar)
  • Trevor the Rat - Devious Diesel (Thomas and Friends)
  • Robert the Hedgehog - E.B. (Hop)
  • Wynyard the Frog - Hector the Dog (Hector's House)
  • Sebastian the Fox - Count Duckula
  • The Fish - Drutt (The Trap Door)
  • Bletch the Walrus - Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse)
  • Arthur the Worm - Paddington Bear
  • Barry the Bulldog - Stiletto (Danger Mouse)
  • Octopus - Spindleshanks (Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids)
  • Moose - Boris (Gadget Boy)
  • Heidi the Hippo - Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse)
  • Samantha the Cat - Daisy the Diesel Railcar (Thomas and Friends)

Transcript

  • King Julien/Musician Frog: Funny little sandhopper basking in the sun... dancing and a-hopping having lots of fun. Bit of sand landed in that hopper's eye. Little sandhopper said, "My oh my"... I get one leg missing... one leg missing... I get one leg missing... How do I get around? Shiny shiny fishy in the ocean blue. Swam into a sewage pipe, pooh, pooh, pooh. Said "I'm in the shit, better take a dive". Stuck his head out of the water and began to jive. I got one leg missing... one leg missing... I got one leg missing... How do I get around? All right!
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: What are you doing here, pincushion?
  • E.B./Robert: I was just watching the chorus.
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: You're the new boy, aren't you?
  • E.B./Robert: Yes, I am. I just started today. I'm E.B..
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: You may be E.B. to your friends, but you're fly shit to me. Piss off!
  • E.B./Robert: Yes, sir.
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: Goddamn prickleback!
  • King Julien/Musician Frog: I got one leg missing... I got one leg missing... I got one leg missing. How do I get around?
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: That Yin's got a cute tush. I wouldn't mind giving her a poke with the old pork sword.
  • King Julien/Musician Frog: I get one leg missing. How do I get around?
  • Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Diesel, please, I need it, man. I need it.
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: I told you before, it's coming.
  • Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Yeah, but... I got the shakes something bad. If I don't get a fix, I won't be able to perform.
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: Listen, it'll be here, all right? Stop bothering me.
  • Hector the Dog/Wynyard: I can pay for it.
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: Thanks doggy. This'll cover what you owe me.
  • Hector the Dog/Wynyard: But that's all I've got!
  • Devious Diesel/Trevor: Well, you'd better find another fifty bucks before six.
  • Hector the Dog/Wynyard: That's all I've got!
  • Count Duckula/Sebastian: Thank you everybody. You've all mutilated that number rather nicely. We'll have another shot at it at two thirty... and perhaps put it out of its misery.
  • Drutt/The Fish: Excuse me, Mr. Baron Greenback. Sir... If I could have a minute of your time. I've been waiting to see you all day. I've got a smashing little routine I think will go down a treat.
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: So, you want to join the Feebles?
  • Drutt/The Fish: Oh, rather!
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: Ok son, I'll give you one minute. Impress me.
  • Drutt/The Fish: It's one of my own compositions. It's called: "Glad to Be a Drutt". I'm a spider little fellow with a scaly sort of skin... and I frolic in the shadows when the tide is coming in. Is something the matter, Mr. Greenback?
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: I think I've got a cavity in a rear molar. Would you mind having a look for me?
  • Drutt/The Fish: Oh, Certainly.
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: It's right at the back.
  • Drutt/The Fish: Oh, it's awful dark in here!
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: Went down a treat, all right. Heh, heh!
  • E.B./Robert: Hello, Yin. You may not remember me. My name is E.B. and I'd just like to say that... you're the most pretty girl I've ever met. I was wondering if you would like to go to the movies tomorrow night. Those flowers are for you! Maybe I should give her the flowers first.
  • Paddington Bear/Arthur: Gorblimey! The poor little blighter's smitten!
  • E.B./Robert: Hi, these flowers are for you. They are white roses. I hope you like them. You may not remember me, but my name is Robert. I was wondering if you'd like to go to the movies.
  • Yin/Lucille: I tried on the lace camisole and it fitted perfectly.
  • E.B./Robert: Hi, my name is... movies... I'd like to E.B. you with...
  • Paddington Beart/Arthur: Here E.B. old son. Come on in for a cup of tea.
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: When are we due on the course?
  • Stiletto/Barry: One o'clock sharp. It's all arranged.
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: How's your handicap, Stiletto?
  • Stiletto/Barry: She's at home baking a cake, boss.
  • Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: Heavens, Pearl Pureheart! You haven't been exercising, have you? All that excess flab must put a terrible strain on your heart.
  • Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: If you're referring to my muscle tone, it's never been better.
  • Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: You must have awful trouble buying clothes. Still, at your age I suppose you might as well let your figure go.
  • Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: How dare you insult me, you, you cheap pussy?
  • Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: You shuddering great herbivore! No wonder Baron Greenbacl can't stand the sight of you!
  • Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: You're lying! He loves me!
  • Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: He detests you!
  • Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: That's not true!
  • Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: You bore him to tears and you're awful in bed. It's me he wants. He can't get enough of me.
  • Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: Liar!
  • Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: If you weren't so stupid... you'd know we've been having an affair for months.
  • Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: You liar! You liar!
  • Spindleshanks/Octopus: Hey, good one!
  • Boris/Moose: You showed her!

Movies/TV Shows Used:

  • The Muppet Show
  • Madagascar 1
  • Danger Mouse
  • T.U.F.F. Puppy
  • Hop (2011)
  • The Penguins of Madagascar
  • Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
  • Hop (2011)
  • Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa
  • Hector's House
  • Madagascar: Europe's Most Wanted
  • All Hail King Julien
  • Count Duckula
  • Muppet Treasure Island
  • The Trap Door
  • Paddington (1975 TV Series)
  • Space Jam
  • Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids
  • Gadget Boy
  • Mighty Mouse in The Great Space Chase
  • The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse