• Bletch the Walrus - Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse)
  • Barry the Bulldog - Stiletto (Danger Mouse)
  • Cedric the Warthog - Dr. Von Goosewing (Count Duckula)
  • Louie the Dog - Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street)


  • Stiletto/Barry: Good shot, boss!
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: Your shot, Dr. Von Goosewing!
  • Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: O thought I told you to wipe my clubs.
  • Oscar the Grouch/Louie: (Snickering)
  • Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: Take that you bastard!
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: Shit!
  • Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: I'm on form today! It's a lovely course. I'm tempted to join the club myself.
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: No chance of that, I'm afraid, Goosewing.
  • Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: You mean they discriminate against Scots?
  • Baron Greenback/Bletch: No, we just don't like assholes in the clubhouse.

Movies/TV Shows Used:

  • Danger Mouse
  • Count Duckula
  • Sesame Street