- Bletch the Walrus - Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse)
- Barry the Bulldog - Stiletto (Danger Mouse)
- Cedric the Warthog - Dr. Von Goosewing (Count Duckula)
- Louie the Dog - Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street)
- Stiletto/Barry: Good shot, boss!
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: Your shot, Dr. Von Goosewing!
- Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: O thought I told you to wipe my clubs.
- Oscar the Grouch/Louie: (Snickering)
- Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: Take that you bastard!
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: Shit!
- Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: I'm on form today! It's a lovely course. I'm tempted to join the club myself.
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: No chance of that, I'm afraid, Goosewing.
- Dr. Von Goosewing/Cedric: You mean they discriminate against Scots?
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: No, we just don't like assholes in the clubhouse.
Movies/TV Shows Used:
- Danger Mouse
- Count Duckula
- Sesame Street