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  • (The Following Preview has Been Approved for All Audiences by The Motion Pictures Association of America)
  • (Disney and Sega Productions Logo)
  • (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures Logo)
  • Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, (thunder crash) it was a prosperous kingdom, (thunder lighting) rule by a young rescue ranger...
  • Chip/Kuzco: Ha! Boom baby!
  • Yogi Bear/Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation,
  • Narrator: He of the serious added chedo.
  • (Chip/Kuzco's groovin' and he bumps into an penfold/old guy.)
  • Chip/Kuzco: (to old guy) You threw off my groove!
  • Baron Greenback/Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the rescue ranger's groove.
  • Penfold/Old Guy: Sorry!
  • (The penfold/old guy gets thrown out the window.)
  • Narrator: And evil of Catrina.
  • Chip/Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
  • Catrina/Yzma: I'll take over and rule the empire!
  • Narrator: With one major problem,
  • Catrina/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!
  • Chip/Kuzco: (As Chip/Kuzco drinks Catrina/Yzma): Ah, Hey Orinoco, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? (Chip turn into a Larry the Lamb, they laugh)
  • (Orinoco hits him on the head with the tray and he goes unconscious)
  • Catrina/Yzma: (jumps up) A lamb?! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
  • Orinoco/Kronk: Yeah, weird.
  • Catrina/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!
  • Narrator: Now, it's only hope it's a hobble pestions.
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: DEMON LAMB?!
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: DEMON LAMB! Where?
  • Misty: Aah!
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah! YOU'RE KIDNAPPED ME?!?!
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a lamb?
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: What?
  • Catrina/Yzma: Tell me chip dead?
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Ow!
  • Orinoco/Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped.
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Uh-oh.
  • (Drutt shows up. He pulls out a balloon and blows it up. He then fashions the balloon into the shape of a llama. He then holds up a very sharp needle.)
  • Drutt/Bucky: Can i try?
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: No, no. No, no, no, no.
  • Drutt/Bucky: Oh yes i can!
  • (Bucky pops the balloon with a big bang. The penguins sleep through it.)
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Ha!
  • (That wakes them up. And the chase begins)
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah! Aah! Aah!
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Aah-eee! Aah! Aah! Yee-aah!
  • (The penguins move out of the way and his swings right by. He then swings back around and grabs Larry the Lamb.)
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah!
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Don't worry, your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now. (Suddenly the vine breaks and gets caught around a log. The vine swings them around until they are tied to the log.) or not.
  • (Suddenly the log begins to break off the tree.)
  • (and Let's Groove Tonight at the beginning music head)
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad lamb.
  • Narrator: This holiday season,
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Oh, why me?
  • Narrator: The rescue ranger's got a new look,
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: (wakes up just as Mighty Mouse/Pacha leans over him) Aah!
  • Narrator: A new partner,
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose, You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
  • Narrator: And the brand new groove.
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Larry! Uhh! Aah!
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
  • Narrator: Disney and Sega Pictures presents,
  • (Mighty Mouse and Larry the Lamb they stop to look at them, and they are laugh)
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
  • Narrator: The Rescue Ranger's New Groove.
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Whoo hoo hoo!
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Uh-oh.
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Yep.
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
  • Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Most likely.
  • Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Bring it on. (shot of a huge waterfall as they go over it.) Boo-yah!
  • Narrator: December 2000 in Theatres Everywhere.

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