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- Clara: (Sigh)
- Narrator: If Clara thinks her special day will be easy.
- Clara: Ugh! I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
- Narrator: She's in for a big...
- Hans: Clara, you're, like,really glowing.
- Narrator: Big...
- Clara: This can't be happening.
- Narrator: Big surprise!
- Gadget Hackwrench: This is impossible!
- Grimsby: Whoa!
- Megara: Here comes the bride!
- Gadget Hackwrench: Hello? What's going on?
- King Triton: The name is King Triton. Over the last 50 years, I have captured childrens
- Gadget Hackwrench: But I don't belong here. I'm not a rodent!
- King Triton: Whoa!
- Gadget Hackwrench: Sorry.
- King Triton: Say hello to Thomas!
- Thomas: Hola.
- King Triton: Here we have Paddington Bear.
- Paddington Bear: Finally, some action. Cha-cha! Ninja! Ha! Ow!
- King Triton: This handsome fellow is Orinoco
- Orinoco: (Laughing) (Yells)
- King Triton: We call this thing Berk.
- Berk: Hi, there!
- Gadget Hackwrench: Yuck!
- Paddington Bear: She's speechless.
- Berk: She? A boy. Look at his boobies.
- Paddingtion Bear: We need to have a talk.
- Narrator: From the creators of The Horstachio of Notre Dame and Orinoco (Shrek).
- Maxiums I.Q.: Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. However,
but most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Maxiums I.Q out.
- Johnny Bravo: Professor Utonium, what do we do?
- Professor Utonium: Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
- Ed Edd n Eddy Characters: Ew!
- Narrator: When Galaxy Cats attack...
- King Triton: We need raw power! We need... childrens.
- Narrator: These guys got your back.
- Berk: Ah! My back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! Welcome! We're here to destroy you!
- Gadget Hackwrench: I can't fight that thing. I'm hyperventilating. (Panting) Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
- Orinoco: Foot!
- Berk: I got him, you guys! I got...
- Narrator: On March 27th.
- Maxiums I.Q.: Let the birth of my new planet, begin!
- Narrator: From Disney and Sega.
- Gadget Hackwrench: Guys, we're a team.
- Paddington Bear: And we're gonna take that Galaxy Cats down! (Groans) Papa's a little out of shape.
- Narrator: The most eye-popping event of the year.
- Maxiums I.Q.: You'll never defeat me! What the Flagnard?!
- Narrator: It's coming in 3D.
- Paddington Bear: Wow!
- Gadget Hackwrench: Aah! Berk! Help Me
- Berk: Sorry. I was staring at this bird over there.
- Narrator: Disney and Sega's Childrens vs. Galaxy Cats.
- Berk: Hi. You can call me Berk. Did I come on too strong? I'm a
little rusty. Oh, I feel so stupid. I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.